Friday, July 1, 2011

Puns

"Single Riders"

Aubry and I went to the amusement park, Lagoon, the other day. While waiting in line for a roller-coaster we read a sign that said "No single riders in the front and back carts".

I then told Aubry, "Good thing we're married, we can sit wherever we want."



"Your Eyes are Just For Looks"

Aubry and I were swimming the other day. The day was sunny and her blue eyes look very beautiful in the sunlight. So I looked over at her and said, "You have very pretty eyes". She strained into the glaring sun to look back at me and said, "I can't see."

In response I said, "O, I guess your eyes are just for looks?"

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